iloveoatmealandpeanutbutter:

Cookie dough casein oatmeal with a banana, blueberries, walnuts, cocoa nibs and maple almond butter for breakfast. Since I don’t have to work today, I have to keep writing my essay.

iloveoatmealandpeanutbutter:

Cookie dough casein oatmeal with a banana, blueberries, walnuts, cocoa nibs and maple almond butter for breakfast. Since I don’t have to work today, I have to keep writing my essay.

(via nutrientnatalie)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via allantruong)

clisneyprincess:

lanuzasparks:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

:(

this is just heartbreaking :(

Joke of the day.

nutrientnatalie:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

I FINALLY GET IT

(Source: flyingscotsman)

phreshing:

broke bitch with expensive taste

(via dolpihin-kisses)