me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via manda)

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

(via pat1n0)

(Source: ihaveremade, via manda)

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via wellshit-man)

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

(via solracneb)

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

(Source: meladoodle, via legit-humour)

westernkanye:

An important purchase

westernkanye:

An important purchase

(Source: goldenretrieverworld, via legit-humour)