moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

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hotboysofficial:

how to subtly approach your crush

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onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

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rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

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elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

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bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

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studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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